[The Nogitsune is no longer pretending to be staff, hasn't done such in a week or two, but that hasn't changed where it likes to spend its time. Stretched out on the front desk, it stifles a yawn and taps its heels on the other side.]

[Hope no one was planning on banging on that service bell its hip is mostly on.]

Welcome to the Hotel California. Concierge Chris Argent isn't in right now, neither is Manager Peter Hale. Leave a message for either of them if you want with your name and room number.

[The game is old, but it's willing to give it a shot still for any of the new people it has seen and smelled arriving. Worst Hotel Boy Ever.]