Were you trying to get somewhere, or did you think this fine establishment's carpeted stairs were the best place for a nap? And I've slept in some odd places, but this? It's a new one to me.

[ Okay, so maybe he's vaguely concerned. Whatever is going on with the man is not good. If he's sick, and they're all stuck in this place, that could be even worse. He snorts however, leaning back against the handrail, at the idea of being employed here. ]

No, I've been involuntarily relocated here. That's the joke. But as long as the carpet is high quality, I guess that's all that matters then.