"Right. The door bloody disappeared, somehow." Well, not somehow, Hook figured it was magic, it just tended to get some funny looks around the hotel. Clearly not all individuals were from worlds with magic, and he was trying not to make a big show of it. . . he might have been the only one from Storybrooke that wasn't, though.

As for the hosts, he shook his head. "Not physically. There's something that minds rooms and stocks the breakfast, but I've yet to see any actual staff. Whoever sent us here has a bit of a sense of humor, though, you might find something in your things like an in joke only you will understand." His was a soundtrack from a movie about pirates, even though he'd never seen it, it was a subtle enough dig.