[A lifetime as a conman has taught Jack to look for all sorts of signs. Becoming immortal hadn't lessened his skills, only sharpened them. Especially when it came to the possible dangers of bedmates.]

Speedy? Is this a kind nickname or the sort you give a sibling that steals your stuff constantly? You're not a teddy bear ransoming type, are you? I would have to be a little disappointed in you if that's the case, Thea. That poor innocent teddy bear.

[A dramatic sigh follows, Jack shaking his head.]

I've ended up being led astray by someone who stole her brother's HotWheels cars. I can feel it. I know about these things.