[It... wouldn't be the first time he'd ever been hit by a ginger though. Sad to say. But it's been a few years since Lily's whacked him. He's not a battered wife, don't worry strange girl.]
You're Lily too? Weird.
[But not his Lily, and that's who he's really looking for.]
My wife, you look a lot like her from behind. Which-- okay sounds a bit perverted. It's not! I'm worried. That's all. You haven't seen another bird with the same hair and same name apparently around have you?
#sealclapping
You're Lily too? Weird.
[But not his Lily, and that's who he's really looking for.]
My wife, you look a lot like her from behind. Which-- okay sounds a bit perverted. It's not! I'm worried. That's all. You haven't seen another bird with the same hair and same name apparently around have you?