[ hey now, what is suspicious about eyeliner? he's in a bit of a foul temper but still, he can take a joke. he offers a bit of a smirk at the addition. ] I'd have given you the back of my head but the front is perfectly reputable, thank you.

[ his brow rises at her correction of his vocabulary. it seems more that she wants to correct him having been spotted making a mistake and he'll let her have it (even though he's still right). ] However you'd like to put it, darling, we're stuck just the same.