Starfleet really frowns on total blackout benders unfortunately.

[Don't question him about the fact that he didn't join Starfleet until he was twenty two so he could've had at least three more years of blacking out and waking up in strange places. But turns out that Kirk likes his memory intact, even if he doesn't like his liver the same way.]

And as luck would have it-- I love trying the impossible. So I'll see you around, Sir Trickster.