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checking in? ([personal profile] checkingin) wrote in [community profile] checkingout2015-05-08 12:39 am

I USED TO DREAM THAT I WOULD MEET A PRINCE

Who: Everyone!
Where: The initial arrival rooms, the main lobby, all over the place.
When: May 7th
What: Feed me, Seymour





ARRIVAL.
you wake up when you hit the floor in a dark room, and the air is knocked out of your lungs. the carpet is threadbare, worn with use, kind of dusty. and you're not the first person to endure this crash landing. nor will you be the last.

once your vision rights itself, you can see the well-lit hallway through the doorjam straight ahead of you. not to say there’s monsters in the shadows, but something propels you towards that door and out into the bright hallway beyond.

and once outside your room, you can hear it: the steady thrum of rain outside.



MAIN LOBBY.
there's a staircase at the end of the lengthy hallway you tumble out of. grab your suitcase and follow the dull green exit signs on the ceiling until you reach the disappointingly bland stairs that lead you down to the ornate old fashion hotel lobby.

to your left is an richly crackling, rather excessively smoking fireplace, to your right is a lobby desk. straight ahead are three large sets of doors, all three of them thrown wide open and welcoming. and outside the few (curtained, permanently dark) windows is the continually steady hiss of rain. once you leave the hallway you wake up in, you won't be able to return.

welcome to the hotel.



FRONT DESK.
though there is a bell and a plaque designating the desk to be the main desk, the customer service desk, there are currently no staff members behind it. none shall answer your calls, either. there is, however, a pad of paper and a pen neatly aligned with the desk edge. you know. for notes.

terribly sorry for the inconvenience.



SCREENING ROOM.
on a long pull-down screen, a silent version of alice in wonderland will be playing on loop. at the back of the room, between the neat rows of fold out chairs, mounted on a wobbly table is the old-timey projector, and mounted on the walls are some rather old speakers that warble out "terrifying" old music.

along the curtained windows is another long table, with a large bowl of chipotle cheese popcorn corn and a large hot drink dispenser full of hot water, with a few cups and some old looking packages of apple cider mix.




DINING HALL.
is tragically, painfully empty.



OTHER.
the ballroom is currently open, and the grand doors unlocked.

there is no main door leading to the outside, good luck trying to find one.

the doors to the courtyard are unlocked.



ROOMS.
you've a room key with your assigned room number on it. all the new guest residences will be located on floors one and two. while there is an open elevator in the main lobby, and the buttons light up inside, the doors will not close. all in all, you'll be better off taking the stairs.

while they're the same stairs you undoubtedly came down to get to the lobby, the door to the endless hall everyone woke up in will not reappear between the main floor and the subsequent residential halls.

there are twenty rooms per floor. feel free to get to know your surroundings; or your neighbors as they trickle in around you.


EXISTING GUESTS.
are you dreaming of omlettes and regretting complaining about the constant pancakes and weak ass coffee yet?
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (⇾ 41)

[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-12 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sorry, the welcoming committee must have slept in. ( Hook is definitely not volunteering to be that, for a pissy newcomer. he frowns more at the fire than he bothers to pay attention to the questions. what is this place. how long you been. blah blah blah. it's true, he's not impressed, and why the bloody hell is this fire smoking so?

he frowns at it, crossing his arms, wincing because that stings, and uncrossing them again. )
It's a hotel of some sort. And three months, hard to keep proper track but about that. ( gods, has it been four? he's going to stop thinking about this. )

[personal profile] cgrades 2015-05-16 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Delightful. So they left you to the job, then? Unfortunate.

[ The smoke is concerning in some respects, but being in a strange new place he can't get out of? Even more disconcerting. ] Three months? And no one's found a way out? Now that is great.
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (⇾ 197)

[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-17 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
Do I look like I'm trying to welcome you? ( the pirate does straighten to spare him a very sarcastic smile at that. yes, staring at this fireplace, he was being very warm and agreeable. well this fellow seemed fun. )

Right, that's what I said. Good on you for keeping up a sentence at a time.

[personal profile] cgrades 2015-05-17 03:11 pm (UTC)(link)
No, and it's all the better that you're not. Pity, though. I'm sure some of the more finicky ones would be rightly terrified if you were the welcoming committee.

[ Charlie bristles a little and he looks over at Hook again. ] Yes, hard to keep up. You look like absolute shit. It's hard not to get distracted. [ A wry smirk. ]
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (⇾ 15)

[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-17 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
( now, Hook is not exactly above getting put out by an insult, but that one isn't going to work. he looks great for underfed and underslept and still recovering from an injury. there'd be no good in getting Emma to vouch as much but he's fairly sure she's not terrorized by how he looks and that's enough for him. (and he's still a pretty big fan of how he looks, but that's not the point. )

he turns his entire attention to the lad so desperate to knock him down a peg, crossing his arms and letting a brow lift. )
Look, mate, if you need an excuse for your staring, you'll need a better one. And for the record, I'm taken.

( a pause, before he returns his glower back towards the fireplace. )

i am so sorry

[personal profile] cgrades 2015-05-18 02:09 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh, sorry, mate, feeling a bit sensitive, are we?

[ he holds his hands up in false surrender, though the smirk has not left his lips, not at all. ]

But don't worry, not interested in you or your little boyfriend, pal, so don't flatter yourself. [ Charlie was only giving as much as he had been given before, but now he's irritated, especially by the strangely dressed man staring at the fire. ]

But keep dreaming, you'll find someone mediocre, sorry to say I call by looking that you're not even remotely worth the trouble. [ Heskeths had standards, of course and eyelinered, swarthy types? no, thank you. ]
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (⇾ 145)

no ur not

[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-18 06:50 am (UTC)(link)
( hook sighs, as if this conversation is more tiring than anything else. honestly, everything in this hotel is a bit tiring, but the sigh is entirely to be dramatic. his new friend is not the only dramatic one, in all fairness. he could parade about, insist how attractive Emma is (and she is, though one could easily call him biased), rant and rail about how wrong this prickly little pear is...

but for once in his life, Hook decides not to rise to the bait. he only too recently got out of a pointless scuffle over nothing at all. perhaps he's even learning. or perhaps he's also under the impression his current company isn't worth it. )


Right. ( just a single, incredibly deprecating word. ) Care to take your peacocking elsewhere? I'm trying to sort out this fire, which I take you've neglected to notice in your staring and grousing.
Edited 2015-05-18 23:51 (UTC)

true but ugh i love that icon u used. dat neck okay.

[personal profile] cgrades 2015-05-19 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
[ this guy is a piece of work, isn't he? ]

What, because it's smoking? Flue is either stopped up or the firewood was wet. Or I suppose someone could have added something to it, but that seems unlikely as there isn't really a way out, and smoking the place up with its windows locked? Unwise.

[ sorry, Hook, he's far more observant than he seems and he does have some relative life skills, especially after going through a spy's training. ]

What's that about neglecting to notice, again? I'm afraid I didn't catch it.
villainously: ʟᴏᴏᴋɪɴɢ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪʀʀᴏʀ (⇾ 44)

he's so pretty it's really rude

[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-19 07:21 am (UTC)(link)
( he's aware why firewood might smoke, it's that it is and it could be dangerous that has him bothered. he might get people cross if he puts it out, but it might be worth it if the smoke gets too bad. he waves a hand at Charlie, if he's expecting an asspatting for knowing why a fire might smoke, he's not getting one here. )

I assure you they don't give a shit about what will or won't kill us here. If it gets any worse, someone will need to put it out. ( and he's trying to decide if that person will be him, though he's not sure how he'll do it. buckets aren't exactly prevalent. might be able to get a pitcher from Cashmere. )

[personal profile] cgrades 2015-05-25 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
If this place is as twisted as everyone's saying, chances are they'll just re-light it.

[ But he'd not fault the guy for trying. The smoke could be a very big problem, especially in a place with sealed windows and no doors out. ] But good luck, really. Good to know the true nature of this place. Lovely.
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[personal profile] villainously 2015-05-26 04:30 am (UTC)(link)
( it's very far from his job to be the bloody welcome wagon. as he so sarcastically noted not too long ago. Hook doesn't fancy himself villainous these days and yet, if he's ever going to get closer to good, he'll need to stop being a shit to strangers. and this one in particular has been stranded in a strange, unfortunate place, and apparently has gotten little in the way of answers.

fact is there aren't many answers to give, yet the pirate really ought to try. somebody had to, anyway. )
So you've asked around, then. If you've got questions, you might as well ask, but I don't promise any answers. ( they were very few and hard to come by around here, after all. it was an improvement over glowering and snipping... though it wouldn't last if the gesture of good will was thrown back at him. )